President Trump has warned he plans to go even further in the fight against protestors in Washington, sensationally claiming he is in talks with the Mother of Dragons herself, Daenerys Targaryen.
The President has been left outraged at the news his daily Happy Meal wouldn’t be served tonight, as protesters are blocking every McDonalds throughout Washington in an attempt to starve the President out.
It’s an open secret the President loves the way the child’s meal makes his teeny, tiny, little hands look super manly, and the toy helps to keep him quiet in important White House meetings whilst adults try in vain to make vital decisions, despite his continuous whining in the background.
President back on the attack
In an unprecedented move, the President claimed to have enlisted the services of Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, saying at his press conference,
“Listen, if you thought tear gas and police brutality outside a church was bad, you have seen nothing yet – nothing.
“I am in talks to bring ultimate force to anybody protesting within 2 miles of a McDonalds. As you all know I know more about dragons than anybody, infact I probably know all there is to know about dragons – period.
“I think even the entire ancient civilisation of Valyria would agree that when it comes to dragons, I’m them most knowledgeable.
“Infact many great dragons have said what a great job I do with dragons. Just the other day I spoke to a pink dragon in the halls of this very White House, and he told me that all the dragons fully support me.
“Which is why I have made contact with Daenerys Targaryen to clear this protesting mess up once and for all.”