Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is said to be considering converting to Christianity, after a shortage of virgins in hell left the promise of 72 to be a gross overestimation.
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has been left outraged after promises of 72 virgins upon his death could not be catered for in hell following a vast shortage in virgins being condemned to eternal damnation.
ISIS leader considering a switch in sides
In a last ditch attempt to cross to a better virginal place, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is considering a switch to Christianity as Jesus operates a forgive all policy.
In a statement released earlier he said, “I have to admit, I’m considering giving the Christian thing a go. I feel like this whole virgin thing has been completely mis-sold to me.
“There’s not a virgin in sight down here, and although you could say I haven’t thought it through, I mean what virgin is getting sent here, right? It was still heavily sold to me when it comes down to it. Bring Jihad, get your virgins.
“Apparently Jesus forgives in a 100% of cases if you ask, it’s an option at the very least”