Trafford Council have announced plans to build a ‘great wall’ to keep out Wythenshawe after they voted to leave Manchester. What’s more, they are going to make them pay for it.
As reported in respected publication Wythenshawe Whispers, Wythenshawe has voted unanimously to leave Manchester and council chiefs have reacted quickly to the expected surge of cross border migrants arriving in Altrincham looking for food, running water and jobs.
The council, along with their reptilian neighbours at Manchester Council, have announced that plans are afoot to build a gigantic wall along the borders with Wythenshawe and they are demanding that they pay for it themselves.
Local Councillor, Lord Cunty, said, “It is with a heavy heart we watch Wythenshawe make moves to leave Manchester, but the people have spoken and we must respect democracy. That being said, you can’t get off your cake and eat it either. In partnership with our friends at Manchester Council we plan to build the biggest, thickest, most amazing wall the world has ever seen. It will be the most impressive structure built in Manchester for decades and they will be paying for it. No more working in our pound shops and chippys, no more hanging around the reduced section in our supermarkets, and no more standing outside our pubs to use the free WIFI. Independence means independence”.