Trafford Council have began plans to remove the ham from Altrincham following eight complaints from middle-class white people who claim it is offensive to Muslims.
Trafford Council bosses have been forced to make plans to remove the ham from Altrincham, after eight irate rich people complained that it is offensive to Muslims.
The outraged toffs have claimed things must change if we are to become a truly diverse nation.
Moving forward as a united town
Ima Moner, an extremely concerned white, middle-class lady, who was the first to complain about the towns incredibly racist name, said, “I mean I’m not saying I’d like to live next door to one or anything like that, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to sit around idle and let the name of my town offend the poor loves.
“The ham should never have been there in the first place, it is extremely offensive to all Muslims. We should apologise, remove it to show our sincerity, and hopefully move on as a united town.”