Are you thick as pig shit? Defunct of the slightest trace of talent? Only claim to fame is spending your rich husbands money? ITV2 needs YOU! The Real Housewives of Trafford are coming.
ITV2 are on the look out for half brained fuck-wits to star in it’s brand new dramality show, The Real Housewives of Trafford.
Successful applicants will be void of any meaningful personality traits and show a distinct lack of understanding for anything involving real life problems.
Money, tits and teeth most important
Producers of The Real Housewives of Trafford have a clear vision of the type of cretin they’d like to apply to take part in the audition process
Our source said, “We’re not looking for particularly interesting or intelligent people. We’d prefer an obnoxious, fame-hungry twat we can manipulate into highly charged, erratic arguments for our entertainment pleasure.
“The ideal candidate would have a rich husband, porcelain teeth hanging out to dry, and ridiculous space hopper titties. An overwhelming stench of desperation is also desirable. The rest we can prep you for.”
You can apply by heading over to the ITV website.