Gay Pride event organisers have been left looking rather foolish today with the news that they are set to exclude 50% of Manchester’s gay community with extortionate Pride Weekend ticket prices following the furore of the new brown stripes to be added to the rainbow flag in the name of all that is inclusive.
Gay Pride event organisers have been causing quite a stir recently when it was announced an extra two brown stripes are to be added to the legendary rainbow flag in order to make POC more inclusive within the gay community, however their concerns do not reach as far as low income earners who would have to sell a kidney to afford one of this year’s Pride Weekend tickets.
The cost of being proud set to rise beyond comprehension
The last time so many of the gay community felt this sort of fury and sorrow was when Pink announced she was marrying a bloke.
But it has not deterred the spirits of greedy Pride Weekend bosses, a spokesman said, “We feel the £70 admission price is extremely great value for money. We pride ourselves, pun intended, on delivering the very best and most exciting weekend for all our loyal mugs who continue to cough up their hard earned cash for below average shite. This year will be no different, with Lucy Spraggon, the second cousin of one of the Bananarama girls, and contoured cunt Danny Beard already confirmed”.