Smack heads call for UK to ban All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

All I want for Christmas is you

A group of smack heads are leading a Christmas campaign to have All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth banned, following similar complaints made against the Pogues’ Fairytale of New York for using the word faggot. 

A group of Manchester smack heads have called for the sale, streaming and playing of the famous old song be banned as it offends the toothless wonders.

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth offensive to smack heads

Milly, a prominent smack head from the Old Trafford area of South Manchester didn’t hold back in the condemnation of the offensive tune, “As a group of people my social circle don’t have a set of teeth between us, can you imagine how offensive it is to hear this hurtful piece of music? We’re not interested in any compromises to blank out the word teeth, we want the entire thing banning for good. It’s offensive and you cannot allow the feelings of anyone to be hurt in 2018, it’s time the authorities began to act.

Jeremy Kyle looking over his shoulder

With 9 in ten Jeremy Kyle guests only possessing an average of 7 teeth each, Jeremy Kyle is now looking over his shoulder with authorities set to strike should the ban on any bad teeth related material come to fruition.

It would mean a complete turnaround in the way his production team currently cast the show’s guests.

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