The plan to create a major new NHS health hub for south Trafford collapsed quicker than a City fan’s plans to watch the match when it was revealed that the landlord was planning to monumentally take the piss with rent charges.
With the realisation that the NHS Altrincham Health and Wellbeing centre would never come to fruition, following months of deliberation the decision has been made to transform the building by creating a joke shop and comedy club.
Canada Life seeing the funny side
Although originally meant to provide a range of medical services, including a minor surgery suite, years of planning went completely tits up and building owners Canada Life have taken inspiration from their laughable fuck up by transforming the building into a haven for all jokers in line with the company’s ethos.
A Canada Life spokesman said, “As our entire operation has been one gigantic, hilarious, balls up, we have decided to move into the comedy sector without further hesitation. I would like to take this opportunity to deliver a two fingered salute to all NHS Trafford bosses. Who’s had the last laugh now eh?”.