Following a backlash from angry customers O2 chiefs have been left with no choice but to release an emergency tariff after they were left blushing at yet another O2 signal failure.
The mobile giant has never been one to shy away from frustrating the life out of it’s customers and today they delivered another kick in the jingle balls when the O2 signal failure saw all hopes of communication disappeared all over again.
Work absence at highest levels since records began
Business leaders pleaded with O2 bosses to devise a solution as ‘no shows’ in businesses across the land reached record levels since records began as employees took complete advantage of the excuse of having no phone signal to call in sick.
An O2 spokesman said “Having considered the shit storm we’ve managed to create again we have decided to release a brand new tariff which we believe our customers will love. All customers can switch to the O2 Fuck Ups Unlimited tariff without any extra charges to their contract where they can treat themselves to unlimited paper cups and string, unlimited smoke signals and 2000 carrier pigeons a month”.