Angela Merkel braced for Presidential refugee as Trump told to get back to Germany

An image to depict Donald Trump

Angela Merkel is making plans to welcome Presidential refugee Donald Trump after his ‘go back to where you come from’ policy somewhat backfired.

The US President has been sensationally told to get back where he came from, following a similar request he made to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley and Rashida Tlaib.

Four Republicans and the House’s sole independent, former Republican lawmaker Justin Amash, joined all 235 Democrats to approve resolution to send the orange, screaming shit-gibbon back to Germany, where his grandfather was was ordered by a royal decree to leave the country and never return in 1905.

One moment in history that left a man with the IQ of a walnut as Commander In Chief of the most powerful country in the world.

President Trump given 7 days to say his goodbyes

President Trump has been given 7 days to pack his belongings, say his goodbyes and get the fuck out.

Under German law, no orange person may own land in Germany meaning Trump will be sent out to spend the rest of his days acting as a farm hand for a mixed race lesbian couple in the Bavarian Alps.

Taylor Tompkinson

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