Manchester Pride CEO, Mark Fletcher, has leapt in to assist bumbling mathematicians to confirm everyone is wrong, and his new £70 Pride Weekend ticket is most certainly cheaper than last year’s £30 version.
The smiling assassin launched his new early bird £70 ticket to mass fury this week, after it was suggested that the new more costly version was a complete piss take by disgruntled homosexuals throughout the land.
However, he has returned home from his multi million pound honeymoon to set the record straight and inform people of their miscalculations.
The smug faced spunk trumpet said, “Errr, I think you’ll find that by moving half of it across the other side of the city for a concert featuring… uhmmm…. featuring someone, we have reduced the ticket price in the village by like 28p or something. I don’t know what everyone’s problem is, it’s simple mathematics”.
Dianne Abbott is set to request her calculator back from him this week.