Timperley woman can’t believe it’s going dark already

Timperley woman

A woman from Timperley can’t believe it’s going dark already, despite turning her clocks back 60 minutes last night. 

A woman from Timperley has been left confused and worried as it appears to be going dark already, a full hour earlier than yesterday.

Justine Ceitcumin took to Facebook to share her horror at it getting dark much sooner than she was expecting, declaring,

“It’s going dark well early tonight, didn’t see that one coming at all. When I put the clock back last night I thought it was just to get an extra hour in bed. I just wasn’t prepared for this at all. It’s going to fuck the kids right up.”


Mike Oxlong

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